New Year Blues 16/01/2006
Well it's been a couple of weeks now but if I'm honest not a great deal has happened. Hardly surprising though as January is a pretty shitty month. You have to admit that as months go January sucks the fat one.
It's cold, it's miserable, money is invariably tight after the excesses of present buying and/or treating yourself to some big nights out, the waistline is feeling a little strained after a few weeks of mad consumption followed by a further couple of weeks in eating all the stuff that you bought before Christmas because you didn't want to run out of snacks, your own life (unless of course blissfully happy) is still going relatively nowhere and despite it being a new year you can't see how 2006 is really going to be any different from 2005.
You find yourself wondering that when this year finishes whether you will look back at it as you have done all the previous years or whether this year will be the one where something truly special or magical happens. I guess I shouldn't grumble though, 2005 was a better year than most. I had a few good nights out, I got a new car, visited Paris and went to Las Vegas, yeah ok 2005 was a good year, now let's see if 2006 can top it!!
Weekends have been fairly subdued affairs. Naturally the website is being covered by every magazine and current affairs programme in the western hemisphere for it's fascinating insight into the mind of an average male and my email has been literally melting with the sheer numbers of single, large breasted women desperate to interact with such a witty, intelligent individual but when I've not been replying to them it's been quiet.
I'm trying to save a little cash so have been watching some of the DVD's that I got for Christmas including seasons 2 and 3 of Quantum Leap. I used to love watching this show when younger and when the music kicks in it just evokes all these pleasant feelings. The moral stories are fun and involving and the characters even better than I remembered but I'll prattle on about them in a separate TV topic when I get round to doing it.
Have been toying with heading back to the gym but I'm just waiting for the self loathing reserve to build up a little more. I joined a gym last summer and along with a lessening intake of food (I just ate a lesser amount of unhealthy stuff so can't really call it a diet) managed to lose about a stone and a half. I then went to Vegas, came back with an annoying and persistent cold/flu thing, then it was Christmas and here I am in the New Year. I'm not being weak willed, if I truly wanted to go back or I had someone studying my body every night then I would, it's just that at this stage rambling on the website is more attractive.
When the stomach swells a little more and the self hate becomes all consuming then that will be the catalyst to return. Besides I know the gym at the moment will be full of annoying arses who will only remain in there for a few more weeks so by the time I do return in my luminous thin vest, baggy black & white striped jog pants, leopard skin fingerless weight gloves and stars & stripes bandana all the lycra clad honeys will be gagging for the return of a real man.
Nothing else noteworthy to report so until the next time thanks for reading.
It's cold, it's miserable, money is invariably tight after the excesses of present buying and/or treating yourself to some big nights out, the waistline is feeling a little strained after a few weeks of mad consumption followed by a further couple of weeks in eating all the stuff that you bought before Christmas because you didn't want to run out of snacks, your own life (unless of course blissfully happy) is still going relatively nowhere and despite it being a new year you can't see how 2006 is really going to be any different from 2005.
You find yourself wondering that when this year finishes whether you will look back at it as you have done all the previous years or whether this year will be the one where something truly special or magical happens. I guess I shouldn't grumble though, 2005 was a better year than most. I had a few good nights out, I got a new car, visited Paris and went to Las Vegas, yeah ok 2005 was a good year, now let's see if 2006 can top it!!
Weekends have been fairly subdued affairs. Naturally the website is being covered by every magazine and current affairs programme in the western hemisphere for it's fascinating insight into the mind of an average male and my email has been literally melting with the sheer numbers of single, large breasted women desperate to interact with such a witty, intelligent individual but when I've not been replying to them it's been quiet.
I'm trying to save a little cash so have been watching some of the DVD's that I got for Christmas including seasons 2 and 3 of Quantum Leap. I used to love watching this show when younger and when the music kicks in it just evokes all these pleasant feelings. The moral stories are fun and involving and the characters even better than I remembered but I'll prattle on about them in a separate TV topic when I get round to doing it.
Have been toying with heading back to the gym but I'm just waiting for the self loathing reserve to build up a little more. I joined a gym last summer and along with a lessening intake of food (I just ate a lesser amount of unhealthy stuff so can't really call it a diet) managed to lose about a stone and a half. I then went to Vegas, came back with an annoying and persistent cold/flu thing, then it was Christmas and here I am in the New Year. I'm not being weak willed, if I truly wanted to go back or I had someone studying my body every night then I would, it's just that at this stage rambling on the website is more attractive.
When the stomach swells a little more and the self hate becomes all consuming then that will be the catalyst to return. Besides I know the gym at the moment will be full of annoying arses who will only remain in there for a few more weeks so by the time I do return in my luminous thin vest, baggy black & white striped jog pants, leopard skin fingerless weight gloves and stars & stripes bandana all the lycra clad honeys will be gagging for the return of a real man.
Nothing else noteworthy to report so until the next time thanks for reading.
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